Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 18ighteen: New Year's Eve: Drop THIS...



"I don't look excited, you say?
Oh I'm excited. Got my hat. Got 
my dress. Ready for New Year's Eve.
I'm thrilled. Really I am. 
Oh yeah, me and my guy gonna watch
the ball drop.  Just like every 
other stinkin' night of the year."


Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved 


Thursday, December 22, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 17eventeen: Marsha Brady Rewind. Or Is It Unwind?



A Marsha Brady Christmas:

"Ooh!  My nose!" 


Photo © 2011 R. Burnett Baker
Text: An actual Marsha quote 
from the Brady Bunch.  

What an actress!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 16ixteen: Big Trunk, Big Something Else?



"Hey, does this trunk make 
my feet look small??" 


Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved 

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 15ifteen: And Say It In Your Elvis Voice...


"Uh, no Momma, this isn't a lampshade 
on my head:  I'm the King of Rock 'n
Roll. It's a crown. Thangyouvurrymuch!"


Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved 


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 14orteen: Like, Shaddup Already!


Science News:  Researchers, like, believe
 they have, like, found the, like, possible cause of, like, the decline in, verbal 
skills, like, in teenage girls. They, like, 
are recommending, like, new guidelines for, like, soft drinks that are, like, available, 
like, in school cafeterias.



Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved
Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, NY 



Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 13irteen: Grandma Got Run Over By A.....


Forensics:  "Now we know 
what Grandma was doing 
when she got run over 
by that Reindeer."

Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved
Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, New York

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 12welve: Watch out RuPaul!



An unexpected backlash from 
sex reassignment surgery: 
"You removed whuuut??" 



Photo and text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker
All Rights Reserved

Photo taken by R. Baker at a second hand store, Greece, NY 

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 11even: The Business Man


Um...how can I get more business? 
Wait! Change the name to 
Deco.....Minus? 
No!  I know... 
How 'bout 100% off!!??!!


Photo and text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved 
Photo taken by R. Baker at Village Gate, Rochester, NY

Monday, September 12, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 10en


Oh sure, Mr. Price. Pick 
the easy part.  How bout 
the box that tells us how 
to hide the bodies? 

Photo and text 
© 2011 Rick B. Baker
All Rights Reserved

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 9ine


Nutcracker? 
Don't let the outfit throw you off:
Put your nuts in this slot, baby, 
and watch you fingers!


Photo and text ©2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved. 

Friday, May 27, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 8ight


Oh yeah.  
Finding out my boyfriend 
was cheating came as a 
big surprise.  


Photo and text
© 2011 by R. Burnett Baker
All Rights Reserved

Monday, April 18, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 7even


"God I wish my pants 
were tighter."


Photo ©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker 
Text by A. Rose, Rochester, NY 
All Rights Reserved

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 6ix


"Uh Huh. Sweet dreams are 
made of these.  I just 
wish I had a lampshade 
for this wretched party." 

Photo and text ©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker
All Rights Reserved

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 5ive


Charlie Sheen's Uncle?

"Too big for my britches,
you say? Maybe. But I've 
already got your money, Dude." 


Photo taken in Livingston, Texas by R. Baker 
Photo and text ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved

Friday, April 1, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 4our


From the Where Are They Now 
files:

"Kibbles & Bits my ass!
You think this is bad...
You should see the Santa 
suit they make me wear."



Photo taken by R. Baker on Church Street, Toronto, Ontario.
Photo and text ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker
All rights reserved.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 3hree


"He used to be on my back. 
Now he clings to my bosom, 
believing I'll think he's a 
jewel." 


Text and Photo ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved

Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 2wo


"The only head that's gonna 
be in this box, darling, is 
my own."


Text and Photo ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker.
All Rights Reserved

Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 1ne


"Might as well sit a while: 
The junk shop closes late 
and I have money to burn."

Photo and Text©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker. 
All Rights Reserved