Junk Shop Quickie No. 10en

Oh sure, Mr. Price. Pick 

the easy part.  How bout 

the box that tells us how 

to hide the bodies? 

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© 2011 Rick B. Baker

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 9ine

Nutcracker? 

Don't let the outfit throw you off:

Put your nuts in this slot, baby, 

and watch you fingers!

Photo and text ©2011 R. Burnett Baker 

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 8ight

Oh yeah.  

Finding out my boyfriend 

was cheating came as a 

big surprise.  

Photo and text

© 2011 by R. Burnett Baker
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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 7even

"God I wish my pants 

were tighter."

Photo ©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker 

Text by A. Rose, Rochester, NY 

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 6ix

"Uh Huh. Sweet dreams are 

made of these.  I just 

wish I had a lampshade 

for this wretched party." 

Photo and text ©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker

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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 5ive

Charlie Sheen's Uncle?

"Too big for my britches,

you say? Maybe. But I've 

already got your money, Dude." 

Photo taken in Livingston, Texas by R. Baker 

Photo and text ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker 

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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 4our

From the Where Are They Now 

files:

"Kibbles & Bits my ass!
You think this is bad...
You should see the Santa 
suit they make me wear."

Photo taken by R. Baker on Church Street, Toronto, Ontario.
Photo and text ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker
All rights reserved.