Junk Shop Quickie No. 13irteen: Grandma Got Run Over By A.....

Forensics:  "Now we know 

what Grandma was doing 

when she got run over 

by that Reindeer."

Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 

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Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, New York

Junk Shop Quickie No. 12welve: Watch out RuPaul!

An unexpected backlash from 

sex reassignment surgery: 

"You removed whuuut??" 

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Photo taken by R. Baker at a second hand store, Greece, NY 

Junk Shop Quickie No. 11even: The Business Man

Um...how can I get more business? 

Wait! Change the name to 

Deco.....Minus? 

No!  I know... 

How 'bout 100% off!!??!!

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Photo taken by R. Baker at Village Gate, Rochester, NY

Junk Shop Quickie No. 10en

Oh sure, Mr. Price. Pick 

the easy part.  How bout 

the box that tells us how 

to hide the bodies? 

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© 2011 Rick B. Baker

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 9ine

Nutcracker? 

Don't let the outfit throw you off:

Put your nuts in this slot, baby, 

and watch you fingers!

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 8ight

Oh yeah.  

Finding out my boyfriend 

was cheating came as a 

big surprise.  

Photo and text

© 2011 by R. Burnett Baker
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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 7even

"God I wish my pants 

were tighter."

Photo ©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker 

Text by A. Rose, Rochester, NY 

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