Junk Shop Quickie No. 18ighteen: New Year's Eve: Drop THIS...

"I don't look excited, you say?

Oh I'm excited. Got my hat. Got 

my dress. Ready for New Year's Eve.

I'm thrilled. Really I am. 

Oh yeah, me and my guy gonna watch

the ball drop.  Just like every 

other stinkin' night of the year."

Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 17eventeen: Marsha Brady Rewind. Or Is It Unwind?

A Marsha Brady Christmas:

"Ooh!  My nose!" 

Photo © 2011 R. Burnett Baker

Text: An actual Marsha quote 

from the Brady Bunch.  

What an actress!

Junk Shop Quickie No. 16ixteen: Big Trunk, Big Something Else?

"Hey, does this trunk make 

my feet look small??" 

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 15ifteen: And Say It In Your Elvis Voice...

"Uh, no Momma, this isn't a lampshade 

on my head:  I'm the King of Rock 'n

Roll. It's a crown. Thangyouvurrymuch!"

Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 14orteen: Like, Shaddup Already!

Science News:  Researchers, like, believe

 they have, like, found the, like, possible cause of, like, the decline in, verbal 

skills, like, in teenage girls. They, like, 

are recommending, like, new guidelines for, like, soft drinks that are, like, available, 

like, in school cafeterias.

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Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, NY 

Junk Shop Quickie No. 13irteen: Grandma Got Run Over By A.....

Forensics:  "Now we know 

what Grandma was doing 

when she got run over 

by that Reindeer."

Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 

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Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, New York

Junk Shop Quickie No. 12welve: Watch out RuPaul!

An unexpected backlash from 

sex reassignment surgery: 

"You removed whuuut??" 

Photo and text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker

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Photo taken by R. Baker at a second hand store, Greece, NY 

Junk Shop Quickie No. 11even: The Business Man

Um...how can I get more business? 

Wait! Change the name to 

Deco.....Minus? 

No!  I know... 

How 'bout 100% off!!??!!

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Photo taken by R. Baker at Village Gate, Rochester, NY

Junk Shop Quickie No. 10en

Oh sure, Mr. Price. Pick 

the easy part.  How bout 

the box that tells us how 

to hide the bodies? 

Photo and text 

© 2011 Rick B. Baker

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 9ine

Nutcracker? 

Don't let the outfit throw you off:

Put your nuts in this slot, baby, 

and watch you fingers!

Photo and text ©2011 R. Burnett Baker 

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 8ight

Oh yeah.  

Finding out my boyfriend 

was cheating came as a 

big surprise.  

Photo and text

© 2011 by R. Burnett Baker
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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 7even

"God I wish my pants 

were tighter."

Photo ©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker 

Text by A. Rose, Rochester, NY 

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Junk Shop Quickie No. 6ix

"Uh Huh. Sweet dreams are 

made of these.  I just 

wish I had a lampshade 

for this wretched party." 

Photo and text ©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker

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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 5ive

Charlie Sheen's Uncle?

"Too big for my britches,

you say? Maybe. But I've 

already got your money, Dude." 

Photo taken in Livingston, Texas by R. Baker 

Photo and text ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker 

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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 4our

From the Where Are They Now 

files:

"Kibbles & Bits my ass!
You think this is bad...
You should see the Santa 
suit they make me wear."

Photo taken by R. Baker on Church Street, Toronto, Ontario.
Photo and text ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker
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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 3hree

"He used to be on my back. 

Now he clings to my bosom, 

believing I'll think he's a 

jewel." 

Text and Photo ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker 

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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 2wo

"The only head that's gonna 

be in this box, darling, is 

my own."

Text and Photo ©2011 by R. Burnett Baker.

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Junk Shop Quickie™ No. 1ne

"Might as well sit a while: 

The junk shop closes late 

and I have money to burn."

Photo and Text©2011 by Rick Burnett Baker. 

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