Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 18ighteen: New Year's Eve: Drop THIS...



"I don't look excited, you say?
Oh I'm excited. Got my hat. Got 
my dress. Ready for New Year's Eve.
I'm thrilled. Really I am. 
Oh yeah, me and my guy gonna watch
the ball drop.  Just like every 
other stinkin' night of the year."


Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved 


Thursday, December 22, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 17eventeen: Marsha Brady Rewind. Or Is It Unwind?



A Marsha Brady Christmas:

"Ooh!  My nose!" 


Photo © 2011 R. Burnett Baker
Text: An actual Marsha quote 
from the Brady Bunch.  

What an actress!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 16ixteen: Big Trunk, Big Something Else?



"Hey, does this trunk make 
my feet look small??" 


Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved 

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 15ifteen: And Say It In Your Elvis Voice...


"Uh, no Momma, this isn't a lampshade 
on my head:  I'm the King of Rock 'n
Roll. It's a crown. Thangyouvurrymuch!"


Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved 


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 14orteen: Like, Shaddup Already!


Science News:  Researchers, like, believe
 they have, like, found the, like, possible cause of, like, the decline in, verbal 
skills, like, in teenage girls. They, like, 
are recommending, like, new guidelines for, like, soft drinks that are, like, available, 
like, in school cafeterias.



Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved
Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, NY 



Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 13irteen: Grandma Got Run Over By A.....


Forensics:  "Now we know 
what Grandma was doing 
when she got run over 
by that Reindeer."

Photo and Text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker 
All Rights Reserved
Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, New York

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Junk Shop Quickie No. 12welve: Watch out RuPaul!



An unexpected backlash from 
sex reassignment surgery: 
"You removed whuuut??" 



Photo and text © 2011 R. Burnett Baker
All Rights Reserved

Photo taken by R. Baker at a second hand store, Greece, NY