Junk Shop Quickies™: December 2011

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

"I don't look excited, you say?

Oh I'm excited. Got my hat. Got

my dress. Ready for New Year's Eve.

I'm thrilled. Really I am.

Oh yeah, me and my guy gonna watch

the ball drop. Just like every

other stinkin' night of the year."

A Marsha Brady Christmas:

"Ooh! My nose!"

Text: An actual Marsha quote

from the Brady Bunch.

What an actress!

"Hey, does this trunk make

my feet look small??"

"Uh, no Momma, this isn't a lampshade

on my head: I'm the King of Rock 'n

Roll. It's a crown. Thangyouvurrymuch!"

Science News: Researchers, like, believe

they have, like, found the, like, possible cause of, like, the decline in, verbal

skills, like, in teenage girls. They, like,

are recommending, like, new guidelines for, like, soft drinks that are, like, available,

like, in school cafeterias.

Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, NY

Forensics: "Now we know

what Grandma was doing

when she got run over

by that Reindeer."

Photo taken by R. Baker at Shops On The Ridge, Greece, New York

An unexpected backlash from

sex reassignment surgery:

"You removed whuuut??"

Photo taken by R. Baker at a second hand store, Greece, NY